The Twelve Days of a Lucky(?) Brat's Christmas



On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four Lexan paddles, three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, five golden cock rings, four Lexan paddles, three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, six spanks a playing, five golden cock rings, four Lexan paddles, three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven swats a stinging, six spanks a playing, five golden cock rings, four Lexan paddles, three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight looks that had me leaking, seven swats a stinging, six spanks a playing, five golden cock rings, four Lexan paddles, three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine switches that got me leaping, eight looks that had me leaking, seven swats a stinging, six spanks a playing, five golden cock rings, four Lexan paddles, three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten smacks that set me dancing, nine switches that got me leaping, eight looks that had me leaking, seven swats a stinging, six spanks a playing, five golden cock rings, four Lexan paddles, three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven inch dildos vibrating, ten smacks that set me dancing, nine switches that got me leaping, eight looks that had me leaking, seven swats a stinging, six spanks a playing, five golden cock rings, four Lexan paddles, three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve hundred lines a writing, eleven inch dildos vibrating, ten smacks that set me dancing, nine switches that got me leaping, eight looks that had me leaking, seven swats a stinging, six spanks a playing, five golden cock rings, four Lexan paddles, three French ticklers, two turtle shell brushes, and a paddle made from the wood of a pear tree.

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The Brat's Picnic

By Mel

I place 100% of the blame for the following on Jodie. She got that silly song stuck in my head and this was the result. Be warned the rhyme and meter aren’t exactly perfect but I never claimed to be a lyricist!

(This is set to the tune of The Teddy Bear’s Picnic)



If you go into the woods today
You're in for a big surprise
If you go into the woods today
You'd better go in disguise

For every Brat that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day untamed Brats have their picnic

Picnic time for untamed Brats,
The untamed Brats acting rather naughty and rude.
Watch them, catch them without their underwear
They’d rather to be bare and picnic in the nude.
See them gaily dance about.
They love to play and shout.
Their language totally crude.

If Brats go out in the woods today,
They'd better not go alone.
It's lovely out in the woods today,
But safer to stay at home.

For every Top that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the unmatched Tops go hunting
Hunting time for unmatched Tops
The unmatched Tops searching to give their love and thanks

Watch out Brats they’re looking for you
They’ll capture you and put an end to your pranks
See them sternly tap their feet.
Paddles and your butt will meet
In so many loud spanks

And at six o’clock the newly matched Tops
will take them home to bed
Cuz they’re tired little captured Brats

O Christmas Brat!

By Mel

(To the tune of O Christmas Tree)


O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy behaviour’s so unchanging
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy behaviour’s so unchanging

Not only bad in summer’s summer sun
But naughty when the winter’s come
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy behaviour’s so unchanging

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy bottom burns so brightly
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy bottom burns so brightly

When I spank and paddle you
You profess regret that’s true
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy bottom burns so brightly

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
No matter what I love thee
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
No matter what I love thee

Thou might stress and challenge me
But never will I set you free
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
No matter what I love thee

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
So gay and naughty art thou
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
So gay and naughty art thou

Your actions often make me sigh
But change you? NO! I’d rather die
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
So gay and naughty art thou

Christmas Top Is Coming to Town

By Mel

(To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town)

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Christmas Top is coming to town

He’s making as list
‘Cuz that’s what Tops do
Fill with tons of chores for you
Christmas Top is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for your butt’s sake

You’d better be good
You’d better not lie
Do as you should
Or he’ll make you cry
Christmas Top is coming to town

With big wooden paddles
And heavy handed swats
Tons and tons of spanks
That hurt lots and lots
Christmas Top is coming to town

He’ll love you when you’re behaving
Even when you’re naughty too
It’s amazing when he’s raving
He’ll still look hot to you

Oh you better watch out
You better not shout
You better be nice
He won’t ask twice

Christmas Top is coming to town