O Christmas Brat!

By Mel

(To the tune of O Christmas Tree)


O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy behaviour’s so unchanging
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy behaviour’s so unchanging

Not only bad in summer’s summer sun
But naughty when the winter’s come
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy behaviour’s so unchanging

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy bottom burns so brightly
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy bottom burns so brightly

When I spank and paddle you
You profess regret that’s true
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
Thy bottom burns so brightly

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
No matter what I love thee
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
No matter what I love thee

Thou might stress and challenge me
But never will I set you free
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
No matter what I love thee

O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
So gay and naughty art thou
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
So gay and naughty art thou

Your actions often make me sigh
But change you? NO! I’d rather die
O Christmas Brat! O Christmas Brat!
So gay and naughty art thou