The Brat's Picnic

By Mel

I place 100% of the blame for the following on Jodie. She got that silly song stuck in my head and this was the result. Be warned the rhyme and meter aren’t exactly perfect but I never claimed to be a lyricist!

(This is set to the tune of The Teddy Bear’s Picnic)



If you go into the woods today
You're in for a big surprise
If you go into the woods today
You'd better go in disguise

For every Brat that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day untamed Brats have their picnic

Picnic time for untamed Brats,
The untamed Brats acting rather naughty and rude.
Watch them, catch them without their underwear
They’d rather to be bare and picnic in the nude.
See them gaily dance about.
They love to play and shout.
Their language totally crude.

If Brats go out in the woods today,
They'd better not go alone.
It's lovely out in the woods today,
But safer to stay at home.

For every Top that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day the unmatched Tops go hunting
Hunting time for unmatched Tops
The unmatched Tops searching to give their love and thanks

Watch out Brats they’re looking for you
They’ll capture you and put an end to your pranks
See them sternly tap their feet.
Paddles and your butt will meet
In so many loud spanks

And at six o’clock the newly matched Tops
will take them home to bed
Cuz they’re tired little captured Brats